Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Q. How do you make a strawberry shake?
A. Put it in the freezer.
Q. What do cows listen to?
Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A. It wasn’t peeling well.
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: He was felling crummy!!
Lettuce in, it's freezing out here.
Q: What vegetables do librarians like to eat?
A: Quiet peas.
Q. What do you call a bug that jumps over cups?
A. A Glasshopper.
Q: How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
A: It waves.
Q. What did the banana say to the elephant?
A. Nothing. Bananas can't talk silly!