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10 MORE JOKES to KEEP YOUR KIDS LAUGHING

November 1, 2014momstownFamily Life, Preschooler, ToddlersNo comments
Kids love being funny. Back by popular demand, here are 10 more jokes for the little comedians in your house!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Wooden shoe!

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

 

Q. How do you make a strawberry shake?

A. Put it in the freezer.

 

Q. What do cows listen to? 

A. Moo-sic.

 

Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor?  

A.  It wasn’t peeling well.

 

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

A: He was felling crummy!!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Lettuce

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it's freezing out here.

 

Q: What vegetables do librarians like to eat?

A: Quiet peas.

 

Q. What do you call a bug that jumps over cups?

A. A Glasshopper.

 

Q: How can you tell the ocean is friendly?

A: It waves. 

 

Q. What did the banana say to the elephant?

A. Nothing. Bananas can't talk silly!

 

Want more?  Check out our previous post 10 Jokes That Will Turn Your Preschooler into a Comedian

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