Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 8 9!
Q: What is a cat's favorite color?
Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours?
A. Nacho cheese
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!
Q: What do you call a funny chicken?
A: A comedi-hen
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer.
Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools.
Canoe help me with this?
Q: What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?
A: An astronut!
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In snow banks.
Q. How do you make a tissue dance?
A. Put a little boogey in it!
Q: What did the dog say to the flea?
A: Stop bugging me!